More Kate Upton: Sports Illustrated

And encore:

Theo had the SoBe stare down posted before I did, so I promised more Kate Upton over there...

Kate Upton Rule 5 Bikini Stare Down

She's the model of the moment.

At AdWeek, "SoBe Gives Kate Upton's Cleavage Its Own Commercial."

And here's a Rule 5 roundup:

At Randy's Roundtable, "Thursday Nite Tart: Caitlin Manley."

And at Bob Belvedere's, "Rule 5 News: 09 July 2011 A.D."

And at Say Anything, "Saturday Linkaround."

More, at American Perspective, Maggie's Notebook and Zilla of the Resistance.

Don't miss: Astute Bloggers, Blazing Cat Fur, Bob Belvedere, CSPT, Dan Collins, Doug Ross, Gator Doug, Irish Cicero, Left Coast Rebel, Mind-Numbed Robot, Legal Insurrection, Lonely Conservative, PA Pundits International, PACNW Righty, Pirate's Cove, Proof Positive, Saberpoint, Snooper, WyBlog, The Western Experience, and Zion's Trumpet.

And my friends Marathon Pundit and Marooned in Marin.

Drop your links in the comments!

'I'd hit that so hard she'd sing the aaa-aaa chorus of The Immigrant Song'

That's Ace, apparently clarifying some earlier vague statements regarding Christina Hendricks.

Folks might recall that Ace digs Zeppelin. I'm occasionally reminded of it while listening to The Sound L.A.:

P.S. Ace like big rock sounds and big breasts, and isn't shy about it -- in contrast to Scott "ASFL" Kaufman, who hates beautiful women.

RELATED RULE 5: At TOM: "Christina Hendricks Talks About Her Breasts: ‘They’re So Obviously Real …" (That's an encore link, so look forward to some additional TOM linkage later ... I'm trolling the dude for some traffic.)

Late Saturday Rule 5

The lovely lady pictured via Theo Spark:

And let's go straight to the link-around.

Robert Stacy McCain makes the case for the Kate Middleton "upskirt" Google bomb: "Ye Merry Olde Upskirt Traffic":

People may ask why I, as a conservative, should occasionally stoop to such cheap tricks. As I long ago explained, that kind of Google-search traffic is going to go somewhere, and I see no reason why the nihilistic commercial celebrity sites should monopolize the benefit of such prurience.

The folks at POH Diaries argue that upskirt Google bombing is a conservative virtue: "Re: Ye Merry Olde Upskirt Traffic or The Depravity of Human Nature and the Ability to Capitalize On It."

And here's sending some link action to Dan Collins at POWIP. See, "Kate Middleton’s Nipples."

Anyway, check it out: Amusing Bunni's Musings, Astute Bloggers, Bob Belvedere, CSPT, Eye of Polyphemus, Gator Doug, Irish Cicero, Left Coast Rebel, Mind-Numbed Robot, Legal Insurrection, Lonely Conservative, PA Pundits International, PACNW Righty, Pirate's Cove, Proof Positive, Saberpoint, Snooper, WyBlog, The Western Experience, Zilla of the Resistance, and Zion's Trumpet.

RELATED: From Bob Belvedere, "Pippa Middleton Upskirt Photo."

And check Theo's Saturday Bath Totty.

Political news is available at Instapundit, The Lonely Conservative, and So It Goes in Shreveport.

Drop me a comment if you have the time.

BONUS: Maggie's Notebook: "Rule 5 Saturday Night: Ten Beautiful Swim Suits and the Women in Them."

Saturday Rule 5: Courtney Rachel Culkin

Via Zion's Trumpet:

Courtney Rachel Culkin was Playboy's "Playmate of the Month for April 2005."



More Rule 5 blogging at American Perspective and Mind-Numbed Robot.

Alana Blanchard Rule 5

I think Bob Belvedere and Irish Cicero have been keeping up the pace, and good thing too --- I need some linkage boys!! Plus, American Perspective goes with an all-time Rule 5 favorite: "Anne Hathaway, pretty as a picture."



So, keeping with the spirit, enjoy some Alana Blanchard:

As always, Linkmaster Smith will be highlighting the week's hotness for Sunday Rule 5.

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And be sure to visit some of the other friends of American Power:

* Another Black Conservative.



* Astute Bloggers (Honorary).



* Blazing Cat Fur.

* The Blog Prof.



* Bob Belvedere.



* Classical Liberal.



* Daley Gator.



* Kathy Shaidle.

* Left Coast Rebel.

* Maggie's Notebook.

* Mind Numbed Robot.



* Not a Sheep.

* Pirate's Cove.



* POWIP.



* The Other McCain.



* Reaganite Republican (Honorary).



* Right Klik (Honorary).



* Saberpoint (Honorary).



* Serr8d (Honorary).



* Snooper's Report (Honorary).



* Stormbringer.



* Theo Spark.



* Washington Rebel.



* WyBlog.

BONUS: Don't forget Instapundit.



And drop your link in the comments to be added to the weekly bikini roundups!

Revving Up Weekend Rule 5 — Rachel Maddow Masturbation Edition!

You think the butch MSNBC host might get off on this? From Theo's:

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And be sure to visit some of other friends of American Power:

* Another Black Conservative.

* American Perspective.



* Astute Bloggers (Honorary).



* Blazing Cat Fur.



* Bob Belvedere.

* Cold Fury.



* Classical Liberal.



* Daley Gator.

* Fausta.



* Hall of Record (Honorary).

* Left Coast Rebel.

* Mind Numbed Robot.



* Not a Sheep.



* Paco Enterprises.

* Panhandle Perspective.

* Pirate's Cove.

* Political Byline.

* POWIP.



* Proof Positive.

* The Other McCain.



* Reaganite Republican (Honorary).



* Right Klik (Honorary).



* Saberpoint (Honorary).



* Serr8d (Honorary).



* Snooper's Report (Honorary).



* Stormbringer.



* Theo Spark.



* TrogloPundit.

* Washington Rebel.



* WyBlog.

* Yid With Lid (Honorary).

BONUS: Don't forget Instapundit. And Linkmaster Smith!



And drop your link in the comments to be added to the weekly roundups!



Oh, and since I missed Rule 5 last weekend, be sure to check out the entry at American Perspective: "Vote: Who do you like for Transformers, Megan Fox or the New Victoria's Secret Model."

Rule 5 Update

Hat tip to Theo Spark on the bikini babes. It looks like Linkmaster Smith's got some reserve requirements coming up this weekend, so the rest of us have to pick up the slack:

Check out Say Anything Blog for some non-hotness linkage. (Added: Proof Positive cross-posts to Say Anything.)



But as always, look for some wonderful posting at MAinfo. (Today's entry, "My Memories of Marilyn.) And, at The Point of a Gun, "Republican Scandal That's Shocking! Marcela Hoeven Bikini Scandal That Is Scandalous! And Shocking!"

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And be sure to visit some of other friends of American Power:

* Another Black Conservative.



* Astute Bloggers (Honorary).



* Blazing Cat Fur.



* Bob Belvedere.

* Cold Fury.



* Classical Liberal.



* Daley Gator.



* Left Coast Rebel.

* Mind Numbed Robot.



* Not a Sheep.



* Paco Enterprises.

* Panhandle Perspective.

* Political Byline.

* POWIP.



* Proof Positive.

* The Other McCain.



* Reaganite Republican (Honorary).



* Right Klik (Honorary).



* Saberpoint (Honorary).



* Serr8d (Honorary).



* Snooper's Report (Honorary).



* Stormbringer.



* Theo Spark.



* TrogloPundit.

* Washington Rebel.



* WyBlog.

BONUS: Don't forget Instapundit.



And drop your link in the comments to be added to the weekly roundups!

Saturday FMJRA

Theo's fired up, that's for sure!



See also Blazing Cat Fur, "Veiled in secrecy: Religious observance or cultural apartheid?" Plus, Astute Bloggers, and Astute Bloggers, "A CORRUPTOCRATIC TWOFER: MAXINE WATERS TO GET CONGRESSIONAL ETHICS TRIAL, TOO - (ALONG WITH RANGEL)." And check Instapundit while you're at it!

Ana de la Reguera

At Esquire's "Women We Love":

Rule 5 Saturday: Paulina Porizkova

Well, looks like Rule 5 weekend has gotten off to a great start!

My good friend Opus #6 has posted her link-fest entry, "Paulina Porzikova: A Top Notch Supermodel."

And that's a reminder for me: I first started Ruling 5-ing with Paulina Porizkova at Sports Illustrated. She's a darling.

Who else is joining the fun? At The Point of a Gun?

Great stuff, although not too much babe-blogging over there. Which is why folks head over to Theo Spark's for their totties! Never a disappointment at Bob Belvedere's or Washington Rebel, for that matter. And Gator Doug gets it going a bit as well. (And not to mention WyBlog!)

More weekend Rule 5 a bit later today!

Candice Swanepoel, Chanel Iman and Erin Heatherton — Mini-Rule 5 Saturday

I'm sure readers would prefer some weekend hotness blogging over my battles with the extremist left, so perhaps some Victoria's Secret beauties might be a little more cheerful:

And as always, I look forward to Linkmaster Smith's Sunday roundup.

And see Bob Belvedere, "Some Lion Cubs Have All The Luck…", The Daley Gator, "Your Saturday Linkapalooza," Opus #6, "Brooke Shields - Beauty Through the Years," and Washington Rebel, "Sweet Mystery of Life."

RELATED: At Fausta's, "Hugo Chavez, Tomb Raider."

Jennifer Love Hewitt Encore!

A sizzling hot encore to my recent Jennifer Love Hewitt blogging, posted at Theo's.

Bethany Dempsey Soccer Blogging

A little Saturday encore from yesterday's entry, "Bethany Dempsey Body Painting (Probably NSFW)."

And this gives me a chance to give Sir Smitty a shout-out preview for Rule 5 Sunday.

And be sure to visit some of the other friends of American Power:

* Another Black Conservative.



* Astute Bloggers (Honorary).



* Blazing Cat Fur.



* Bob Belvedere.



* Classical Liberal.



* Daley Gator.



* Left Coast Rebel.



* Not a Sheep.



* POWIP.



* The Other McCain.



* Reaganite Republican (Honorary).



* Right Klik (Honorary).



* Saberpoint (Honorary).



* Serr8d (Honorary).



* Snooper's Report (Honorary).



* Stormbringer.



* Theo Spark.



* Washington Rebel.



* WyBlog.

BONUS: Don't forget Instapundit.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Rule 5 Entry

A follow up to "Jennifer Love Hewitt Looks Fabulous in New People Magazine!"

She looks great, doesn't she:

Check back for a Rule 5 update a little later this morning.

Before Heidi Klum and Sarah Brandner: The Incomparable Claudia Schiffer

Marlene Dietrich was a little before my time, but more recently, before the fame and glamor of Heidi Klum and the Sports Illustrated hotness of Sarah Brandner, we were graced with the loveliness of Claudia Schiffer:

See also Proof Positive, "Friday Night Babe: Claudia Schiffer."

And don't miss Sir Smitty's "Rule 5 Sunday" for a huge roundup of hotness, a post that makes up for last weekend's babalicious hiatus.

Kate Beckinsale OMG!!

Looking forward to The Other McCain's Rule 5 Sunday, and Kate Beckinsale is putting up some competition to hot Sarah Brandner. And no, I haven't stopped blogging about politics, LOL!

And be sure to visit some of my Rule 5-ing friends:

* Another Black Conservative.



* Astute Bloggers (Honorary).



* Blazing Cat Fur.



* Bob Belvedere.



* Classical Liberal.



* Daley Gator.



* Left Coast Rebel.



* POWIP.



* The Other McCain.



* Reaganite Republican (Honorary).



* Right Klik (Honorary).



* Saberpoint (Honorary).



* Serr8d (Honorary).



* Snooper's Report (Honorary).



* Stormbringer.



* Theo Spark.



* Washington Rebel.



* WyBlog.

BONUS: Don't forget Instapundit.

Heidi Klum in German GQ

At Germany's GQ, "Aber Heidi!"

And be sure to check out my good friends for some "Rebel 5" action!

* Another Black Conservative.

* Astute Bloggers (Honorary).

* Blazing Cat Fur.

* Bob Belvedere.

* Classical Liberal.

* Daley Gator.

* POWIP.

* The Other McCain.

* Reaganite Republican (Honorary).

* Saberpoint (Honorary).

* Serr8d (Honorary).

* Snooper's Report (Honorary).

* Stormbringer.

* Theo Spark.

* Washington Rebel.

* WyBlog.

BONUS: Don't forget Instapundit.

'Tommy' 35th Anniversary Screening

The screening was yesterday, so yeah, a little late on getting to this, "Tommy 35th Anniversary Screening: Film Based on The Who's Classic Rock Opera." But it's worth it at least for some Saturday night music jams:

Also, an e-mail interview at LAT, "Pete Townshend Discusses Filming 'Tommy'":

With an electrifying score by Pete Townshend including "Pinball Wizard," "I'm Free" and "See Me, Feel Me" and transcendent performances, the Who's seminal 1969 rock opera "Tommy" shook the foundations of the music industry.

Oscar-winning documentary filmmaker Murray Lerner ("From Mao to Mozart: Isaac Stern in China") recalls that "Tommy" was a "mesmerizing" experience for those who saw it and felt it four decades ago.

Friday evening, Lerner will be hosting the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' 35th anniversary screening at the Samuel Goldwyn Theater, which features a new digital cinema presentation with the original Quintaphonic soundtrack. "Tommy" was the only film ever produced in that stereophonic sound system.

Russell, who is now 82, may be known for his excessive hand on screen, but he's a man of few words when reached over the phone in England about the event. Lerner will be discussing the film with the veteran filmmaker.

When asked to explain Quintaphonic, Russell simply replied, "It was a new kind of stereo. It was rather unique."

On how he came up with the way to shoot a rock opera: "I discovered how to shoot it. It was fairly easy."

The Who's Townshend, who received an Oscar nomination for scoring and adapting the music for the film, was much more reflective in an e-mail interview ...

Follow the link for Townshend's comments.

Plus, spreading some linkage to good friends: The Astute Bloggers, Bill Dupray, The Classical Liberal, The Daley Gator, Kim Priestap, The Rhetorican, and The Washington Rebel.

BONUS: The Other McCain and Theo Spark.

MUSICAL EXTRA: PA Pundits International, "Sunday Music – It’s All Over Now Baby Blue – The Bob Dylan Series (Part 7)."

Support Britney! Dad Imposes Bra-Only Mandate!

Conflicting stories out this morning.

At The Sun, "You Can't Nip Out Like That":

BRITNEY SPEARS' worried father has banned her from leaving home without wearing a bra.

Dad JAMIE - who has legal control over all Britney's affairs - fears his troubled daughter is getting close to the brink again and has imposed a host of new rules on the Womanizer singer.

He is embarrassed by constant pictures of her nipples popping out of her clothes and has insisted she only leaves her Los Angeles home wearing the correct support.

Jamie, 57, is taking the order so seriously he has even threatened to sack one of the 28-year-old's security guards who has let her be photographed bra-less several times in recent weeks.

Jamie recently forced his daughter to dump her 38-year-old boyfriend JASON TRAWICK because he was worried she was falling back into her emotional turmoil after years of recovery.

He feared their volatile relationship was sending fragile Britney close to the edge.

A pal revealed: "Jamie's control over Britney's life is incredible. He hates the pictures of her with her nipples all over the place so he has banned her from leaving the house without a bra.

"He wants her to put across the right impression.

But check TMZ, "Britney Spears -- Free to Go Free Boobin'":

Despite multiple reports to the contrary ... Britney Spears' father has not given her a bra ultimatum -- in fact, we're told he laughed when he heard the story.

As the tale goes, Jamie Spears was embarrassed by pics of Brit Brit showing off her nip nips, so he imposed a "must wear a bra" rule on his famous conservatee. But sources close to the family tell us there is no such rule in place, nor has there even been any thought of one.